riosleftsock 10:11 Tue Oct 6
Office under a POO attack
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Came in monday, after a while went out for a smoke with a colleague and after a while I noticed a large turd leaning cheekily up against the back wall of our building.
We back on to a park so I initially dismissed it as an errant dog drop, but my attention was draw more and more to it and I couldn't really pay attention to what my colleague was wittering on about.
Later that morning I realised it was a human SHIT.
It was about 1.5" in diameter and if unfurled would probably top out at over a foot. It was a dark unhealthy brown with no sweetcorn or other undigested solids.
When I mentioned it to the others in the office, they told me that it had been a common occurrence over the last two years.
It was interesting because it was quite neatly (almost artistically) curled up, and I wondered if there was some kind of street art shit scene going on.
It was at Walthamstow Town Hall.
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Golden Oldie
6:03 Wed Oct 7
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What's with you scatological obsessed freaks?
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Gentile
6:03 Wed Oct 7
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Email Apple as their auto correction is shit but spare me the pedantics my little Yid.
This thread is an abomination and you fucking know it.
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riosleftsock
5:58 Wed Oct 7
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Gentile - I think you'll find it's "haggard" you soppy old cunt.
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Scraper
5:58 Wed Oct 7
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Grow up, Gentile. Nothing edgy about this.
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riosleftsock
5:57 Wed Oct 7
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P, not so. Walthamstow may be a bit too edgy and chic for the geriatric, but for young guns like me, its great.
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Gentile
5:56 Wed Oct 7
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Deeply distressing when bored haggered old posters have nothing to say anymore on here and start posting rubbish like this up hoping to be a bit 'edgy'.
FUCK OFF TO KUMB
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riosleftsock
5:56 Wed Oct 7
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For the poo connoiseur out there, familiar with the bristol stool chart it was a type 4 but massive.
(https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=bristol+stool+chart&tbm=isch&imgil=X_rV5Umf14UVBM%253A%253BZCY5M1b8J4wtZM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.continence.org.au%25252Fpages%25252Fbristol-stool-chart.html&source=iu&pf=m&fir=X_rV5Umf14UVBM%253A%252CZCY5M1b8J4wtZM%252C_&biw=1142&bih=550&dpr=1.67&usg=__cTnsdfLh0gQ_ynGlB7X8Z-Erqj0%3D&ved=0CC4QyjdqFQoTCJH2yMrVsMgCFcjWLAoddT0Ggg&ei=SDkVVpGyHcitswH1-piQCA#imgrc=X_rV5Umf14UVBM%3A&usg=__cTnsdfLh0gQ_ynGlB7X8Z-Erqj0%3D)
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Steve P
5:55 Wed Oct 7
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Shit on the outside, shit on the inside then, Socko?
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riosleftsock
5:52 Wed Oct 7
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Sorry scraper, I should hav emade that clear.
Its on the park side of the wall, ie outside.
We have pretty good security on our building, otherwise any cunt could just come in and shit everywhere.
Its just strange where he chose to deposit it. Only 5 yards away is a very large tree/bush that provides lots of natural cover for a phantom shitter, where he did it is quite an exposed location.
Assuming it was a he of course.
Also the curl of the turd struck me, either it was deposited form a standing position and he/she was unable to control the direction of it or he/she squatted and did some sort of poo-gyration for artistic effect.
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El Scorchio
5:50 Wed Oct 7
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When I was at MTV in Camden a few years ago, there was a human shit on the forecourt in front of the office which actually remained there for a few days before anyone bothered clearing it up.
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the exile
5:50 Wed Oct 7
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...whilst the other half has moved a distance of approximately two feet towards our office entrance.
This thread has got legs.
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Scraper
5:47 Wed Oct 7
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I still don't understand if it's on the park side of the wall or not?
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riosleftsock
5:42 Wed Oct 7
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Bit of an update.
Came in late morning today as I had a meeting in Kings cross first thing.
The poo has now been deliberately broken into two pieces with half being left where it was (slightly curved and attached to the bottom of the wall), whilst the other half has moved a distance of approximately two feet towards our office entrance.
I would like to point out that I do not work at or for Walthamstow Town Hall, but they are great people over there.
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Russ of the BML
3:25 Wed Oct 7
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paolo 2:44 Wed Oct 7
"Tramps always poo outside"
Yes. You tend to find people that live rough and stink often poo outside.
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paolo
2:44 Wed Oct 7
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Tramps always poo outside, there is always one in an alley where they sleep neat where I work, not a solid one either.
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Fifth Column
2:43 Wed Oct 7
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Rios
I read this thread earlier and had imagined a curled up poo about 10 feet up the wall. I couldn't work out how this could be done.
Then now reading it back again I realise that's not what you meant.
Now THAT would have been impressive.
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Kenny Powers
2:10 Wed Oct 7
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Escape in the secret tunnel.
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madeeasy
1:49 Wed Oct 7
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Hermit road 1.02
Ag x4
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Sven Roeder
1:38 Wed Oct 7
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I think you should LOG on and tell us what happens next.
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IsaacHock
1:17 Wed Oct 7
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CABLE Street?
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BRANDED
1:14 Wed Oct 7
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Shit thread
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